Top 10 Most Hilarious Pick Up Lines
With an endless stream of pick up lines it wasn’t easy choosing just 10!
1. Are you a cigarette? Because you’re smoking hot and I want to put your butt in my mouth
2. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
3. Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.
4. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
5. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
6. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
7. He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
8. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
9. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
10. Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’
I actually like pick up lines. They make me laugh and I appreciate the effort but some girls see them as lame so attempt at your own risk!
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