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Daily Random News: World’s Smallest Puppy
I can’t tell if this thing is cute or freakish yet…maybe I need to give it some time to get a little bigger? Animal rescuers in Northern California say the female Dachshund mix, named Beyo…
Daily Random News: Lotto Player Struck By Lightning
Oh the irony! A Kansas man was struck by lightning hours after buying three Mega Millions lottery tickets, proving in real life the old saying that a gambler is more likely to be struck down from the …
Daily Random News: 86-Year-Old’s Gymnastics Routine
This is insane! Johanna Quass is an 86-year-old woman who once played for the East German handball team. At the Cottbus World Cup, held in Germany over the weekend, she also did this parallel bars rou…
Daily Random News: Bear Saves Man from Mountain Lion
It’s like the ultimate badass forest creature battle! A man was checking out some bears when he was suddenly attacked by a mountain lion. He’d been watching a mother bear, her yearling and…
Daily Random News: Vibrating Panties Cause Car Accident
I just…can’t…no words…just read: This was a classic case of malfunctioning vibrating panties. The defendant claims the vibrating panties she bought from the plaintiff (who was …
Daily Random News: Olympic Beach Volleyball Gets New Wardrobe
Talk about a buzzkill. The skimpy volleyball bikinis were the only reason I watched! Women beach volleyball players won’t have to wear bikinis at the 2012 London Olympics. A new rule announced T…
Daily Random News: ‘Borat’ Song Mistaken for Kazakhstan National Anthem
At an athletic medaling ceremony in Kuwait, officials accidentally played the spoof Kazakhstani National Anthem from ‘Borat’ instead of the legitimate song. Oops! The team’s coach to…
Daily Random News: Serbian Gangsters Eat Traitors
Don’t fuck with the Serbian mob-they’ll eat your ass! Members of the Zemun Clan — which was behind the assassination of Serbian prime minister Zoran Djindjic in 2003 — di…
Daily Random News: Porn Star Prom Dates
A kid in Minnesota tried to take two porn actresses to his high school prom but the school wouldn’t let him. Total buzzkill! Mike Stone says he sent dozens of Twitter messages to Hollywood celeb…
Daily Random News: $30k My Little Pony Shrine
Someone had a lot of spare time and a lot of spare cash to spend on this one. For 29-year-old Sarah Butler, the Yorkshire native’s My Little Pony collection is a continually growing obsession. …
Daily Random News: Cat Falls 19 Stories
They do say cats always land on their feet. This cat fell 19 stories, landed on its feet, then walked away like nothing had happened. A woman in the West End building said she saw a “white streak”…
Daily Random news: 101-year-old Sets Paragliding Record
I guess some people never loose the their need for the adrenaline rush. You go grandma! Mary Allen Hardison, a 101-year-old grandmother from Ogden, Utah, has officially been recognized as the “Oldes…
Daily Random News: Girl Dresses Up Like a Doll
This is kinda creepy. It could be my long-held childhood fear of dolls or the fact that her eyes are freakishly huge or her weird baby voice. Not sure. All of the above? A lot of girls enjoy dressing …
Daily Random News: 9-Year-Old Gets Jury Duty
A 3rd Grader was called into jury duty in Massachusetts after a computer error-his birth year on record was 1982, not 2002. Oops! Like many people who get summoned to jury duty, Jacob Clark didn…
Daily Random News: Cat Tethering is Illegal in Colorado
A jogger was given a ticket for tying his cat to a rock after it couldn’t keep up with him on his run. He took the cat out on a leash, hoping it would run with him. Police in Lafayette, Colo., h…
Daily Random News: Rejected Flies Turn to Alcohol
Apparently when male flies are rejected by lady flies, they turn to alcohol to get over it. We’ve all been there, we can sympathize with these flies. One by one, these eager Lotharios were put i…
Daily Random News: Giant Pizza Slice Stolen
A pizza slice costume was stolen from a Papa John’s in Florida. I have no idea why someone would steal that. Sure it would be awesome to have around the house but there’s really no practic…
Daily Random News: Woman Drinks Gasoline
So there’s this show on TLC called My Strange Addiction, and it’s a little out there. On a recent episode, there was this woman that would drink gasoline every day! Crazy right? I don̵…
Daily Random News: Amish DUI
Some underage Amish kids were arrested after drunkenly running their horse-drawn buggy into a cop car in New York. I really wish I had been there to see a bunch of drunk Amish kids, it sounds way hila…
Daily Random News: Old Man Tries to Have Sex With a Pig
Don’t even know where to begin with this one. A 77-year-old man was arrested for violating a pig… Jimmy “Hawkeye” Jeter, of Davis, was arrested Thursday after a camera allegedl…