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Daily Random News: ‘Heart Attack Grill’ Appropriately Named
Another (yes, meaning more than one) customer of the Heart Attack Grill collapsed while eating one of their infamous burgers. At least they’re honest in the way they title the restaurant! A woma…
Daily Random News: Penguin Thieves Apologize
Well at least they feel bad….?
Daily Random News: Giant Peeing Puppet
After seeing a giant peeing puppet at the Titanic centennial memorial in Liverpool, a lot of people were pissed off (ok sorry, that just had to happen). As part of the show, the puppet was supposed …
Daily Random News: Coke Overdose
No, not that type of coke. Coke as in Coca-Cola. Experts in New Zealand say Natasha Harris’ 2-gallon-a-day Coca-Cola consumption “probably” contributed to her death. The soda company…
Daily Random News: The Shark Whisperer
To have the balls to touch a shark on the nose is beyond me. You are one crazy and awesome dude Andre Hartman! Hartman, a South African diving guide, had his first encounter with a great white shark i…
Daily Random News: Fastest Man on 4 Legs
I have no idea how someone gets into 4 legged running, but this guy is the champion of it. I guess technically it would be 2 legged, 2 armed running, but that’s getting a little nitpicky. The …
Daily Random News: Swan Blamed in Drowning
We always knew swans had it out for us. Their fake love thing never fooled me! Officials say an aggressive swan may have contributed to the death of a suburban Chicago kayaker who drowned. Cook County…
Daily Random News: Woman Searches for Baby Daddy on Craigslist
This had to be pretty awkward. The rest of the posting went a little like this: I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted …
Daily Random News: TV Station Airs Porn Instead of “Good Morning America”
Someone messed up big time, but in the most awesome way!! Imagine waking up to that instead of some crappy TV talk show. It would definitely set the right mood for the day. Viewers in Colorado got an …
Daily Random News: China Has Fake Meat
This is pretty gross. They take pork pieces and through the use of some funky stuff, disguise it as beef. Apparently it totally smells and tastes like beef too. Nasty! Wanna read up on it? Check out t…
Daily Random News: Lingerie Football League Suspended for 2012
WHAT THE EFF???? This is uncool on so many levels! The Lingerie Football League is a great American pastime-canceling it for a season would be un-American. So we should keep it on. For “Me…
Daily Random News: Boobs Censored from Titanic in 3D
What the eff China??? 3D boobies are the only thing that would get me to see that movie in theaters again! It turns out Winslet’s bare chest itself isn’t so much the problem, but rather, t…
Daily Random News: Alec Baldwin Leaving NBC
He was the best part of 30 Rock! He can’t leave!! This morning, the “Today Show” reported on the story about Alec Baldwin’s alleged stalker outside of his New York City apartme…
Daily Random News: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Digital Boob Reduction
This is like slapping God in the face! Cruel and unusual punishment for dudes everywhere. The 33-year-old is known for her ample curves and even she admitted she was surprised to see them nearly vanis…
Daily Random News: Kid Sells Kidney for iPhone
That kid didn’t have to go through all that trouble-I’m pretty sure there’s an app for that. Five people in southern China have been charged with intentional injury in the case…
Daily Random News: Woman Pours Bleach in Ex’s Lap
Wow women can be crazy! Especially this one. Don’t get in her way-who knows what she’ll come up with next! Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned. That’s the only availab…
Daily Random News: Snakes on a Plane!
The idea of finding a snake at 32,000 feet is just terrifying. But I have a thing with snakes. An airline executive says a pilot on a cargo run found a snake loose in his light plane and turned back t…
Daily Random News: Hottie High School Exorcists…?
This might be one of the weirder after-school jobs to have while you’re in high school. But if it pays more than minimum wage, go for it jailbait hotties! Most women have to ward off horny creat…
Daily Random News: Man Pees on Co-Workers’ Chairs
This will definitely cause some issues around the office. It’s like every HR director’s worst nightmare! The Des Moines Register reports that 59-year-old Raymond Foley turned himself in Sa…
Daily Random News: Cops Free Man from Sex Cuffs
Imagine how awkward that 911 call must have been! Assistant Chief Ed Koether tells the Connecticut Post newspaper officers were called Thursday afternoon to an adult entertainment store in Orange, a t…